Dear Client

Dear Client,

Thank you so much for using my time up so well.

It's been 7 months, 18 versions of the contract, 6 different quotations and endless negotiations.

I admire the smartness of your witty comebacks;
your determination to finding another company to provide the same services;
your patience while I drop every other meeting in order to serve your highness;
and the impeccable negotiation skills as if we're buying real LV bags at fake prices.

It is my astounding pleasure in meeting someone like you. It has been an effective and professional 7 months of communication. I look forward to signing the contract and start this process, all over again.

Attached you will find the revised contract, stamped and sealed. Looking forward to hearing your lawyer's comments.


Best regards,
misspicy